The Teen Stars

Level 2.5

The next victims we came to, they were heard before seen
These unfortunate souls, singing songs overdone
In autotuned voices; I held in a scream

They came into sight, I wanted to run
Their voices were grating, their movements obscene
But our visit had only just begun

There was Miley and Demi, screeching loud as can be
Big Time Rush and Selena
Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron and the Jonases three
Annoyances their sin, they were doomed to an arena
Where they must listen to each other forever;
A sound worse than a thousand hyenas

I wanted to leave, I didn’t want to persevere
But Virgil’s strong arm prevented my exit
Leaving me with no alternative whatsoever
So I turned to Miss Cyrus, in life so unfit
For stardom and fame, lacking talent and grace,
To inquire about the punishment her crimes befit
Blood from her ears trickled down her face,
A result of the torturous sounds she’d endured
Confined with the others in so small a space

She cried as she spoke, falling to the floor
Telling her tale of sadness and woe
How she couldn’t stand her own voice anymore

She’d sang many concerts, been in many shows
Never considering the damage she’d cause
Never thinking of all the eardrums she’d decomposed
So she, with the others are doomed to stay paused
And suffer through their own performances
With no applause


This circle of hell is reserved for annoying teen stars. Their music is so horrible, and they are so careless with their fame and influence that they deserve their very own circle. I placed them in Upper Hell, level two and a half, because this is a hotblooded sin. The celebrities punishment is that they have to listen to themselves for all of eternity.

Margaret Biedenkapp, Period 0